We made it! Your days of firmly holding down the couch and binge-eating Cheetos have arrived. Congrats on making it through another year. To those kids who could have done more, it's all part of growing up. Hopefully you will return in September with a clear head and the fortitude to do it right. To those who are reaping the rewards for their hard work, enjoy your hard-earned summer break!
A couple of items for all:
"The worst thing about the zombie apocalypse will be pretending that I'm not excited."